what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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