Nicole vs. Life
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
