thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
