shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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