Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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