Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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