You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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