She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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