So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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