i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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