doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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