she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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