He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So here I am, sexting at work.
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