You work out of a Hotel?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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