Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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