There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Acid is not a monday night drug
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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