I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That's intense
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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