hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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