their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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