But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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