Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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