what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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