the new term for farting is butt boxing.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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