He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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