I think scott just propositioned me for sex
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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