Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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