ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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