If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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