btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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