You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
