in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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