I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
