susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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