Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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