So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Enjoy the penises
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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