she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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