Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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