Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
This beer is not sobering me up at all
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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