the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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