Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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