do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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