big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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