Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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