Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Randomize