I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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