I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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