He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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