DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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