Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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