? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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