Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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