Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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