He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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