im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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