Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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